1    How hot was it? http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默笑话频道
It was very hot. A dog chased a cat, and then they both walked.
天有多热？
非常热，一只狗追一只猫，后来他们都开始步行了。
注：热得都跑不动了。

2 Which is fast, cold or hot?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
热和冷哪个快/——热，因为你能感冒。
注：Catch a cold:追上冷；感冒。

3 It was so cold, even the clock had to rub its hands together to stay warm.
天非常冷，钟表甚至都搓着手来取暖。
注：hand手；指针（初中）

4 老师告诉学生一个真理，所有的东西都热胀冷缩。
“谁能举个例子？”
“冬天冷所以天短(In winter it is very cold. Days are shorter)，
夏天热所以天长(In summer it is very hot. Days are longer!”

5  Q:What did the fridge say to the meat?
A:Don''t come in, I''ve got a cold!
问：冰箱对肉说什么？
答：别进来，我得了感冒。（我很冷）
注：Got a cold:得了感冒。

6 The weather isn''t bad here. It only rained twice last week, the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
这儿的天气不错，上星期只下了两次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天。
注：一星期下了7天雨。