天气（Weather） http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默笑话频道

1 Mother: Jack, What’s the weather like today?
Jack: It is so cloudy that I can’t see clearly.
妈妈：杰克, 今天天气怎么样？
Jack：天阴得厉害，我看不清楚。

2  How can you tell the weather with a rope?
Take it in the open. If it swings, it’s windy; if it’s wet, it’s raining.
你怎么能用一根绳子预报天气？
在露天拿着它，如果它摆动，那就是有风，如果它湿了，那就是下雨了。

3  A newcomer to Seattle arrives on a rainy day. 
He gets up the next day and it''s raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to lunch
and sees a young kid and asks out of despair, Hey kid, does it ever stop raining
around here? 
The kid says, How do I know? I''m only 6.
有个人第一次去西雅图赶上个雨天(rainy day)，
第二天起床雨还在下( it''s
raining)，好几天一直都不停。他出去吃饭时看见一个小孩，绝望地问，“小孩儿，这儿雨停过吗？”
“我怎么知道，我刚6岁。”

4 My, does the roof leak like that all the time? 
Oh, no. Only when it rains.
天哪！屋顶一直那样漏雨吗？
——不，下雨时才漏。


5  Father: Where are you going with that watering can?
Little boy: Out to water my garden.
Father: But it’s raining outside.
Little boy: Don’t worry. I’ll wear my raincoat.
父亲：你拿着浇水壶去哪儿？
小男孩儿：出去浇花园。
父亲：但外面正下着雨呢。
小男孩儿 ：别担心，我会穿上雨衣的。

6  Why did the kid cut a hole in the top of his umbrella?
So he could see when it stopped raining.
为什么这个小孩在他的伞上剪了一个洞？
他好知道什么时候雨停了。