A mortician（殡仪业者） was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated（火葬）. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默笑话频道

Schwartz had the longest penis he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously（惊人，非常） huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity（后代）."

And with that the coroner（验尸官） used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase（公文包） and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh my god!" she screamed, "Schwartz is dead!"