There were women waiting to be executed（枪毙）. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. It was an old-fashioned execution. Of course, these women didn't want to die, so they needed a plan. The redhead said, "I have an idea... follow my lead." http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默笑话频道
So, when it was time for the redhead's execution, the man put on her blindfold （眼罩）and made her line up against a wall.
"Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"TORNADO（旋风、龙卷风）!" the she yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped!
The brunette and blonde saw this. So, when it was time for the brunette's execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. "Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FLOOD!" the brunette yelled out, pointing. The gunmen all turned around, and she escaped, too!
Now the blonde understood this. So, when it was time for the blonde's execution, the man put on her blindfold and made her line up against a wall. "Do you have any last words?" he asked. "No." she replied.
"Ok then... we're set. Ready.... aim...."
"FIRE!"
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