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There was a couple whose dog had died,

so they buried it in the dog cemetery and then went home.

Neither of them said anything. But after a while,

the husband put his arm around the wife's shoulder

and said: "I'm sorry darling. I know I haven't been

very good to it -- the dog; but now that it has died,

I feel kind of sorry. If you really feel very bad

about it, I will consider getting another dog for you.

But to be honest with you, I don't love dogs.

If it hadn't been for my love for you,

I wouldn't have had that dog for one second."

The wife turned around and looked at the husband:

"What?! I thought it was your dog!"

When they moved in the new house, the dog

moved in too, the day of their marriage. Both thought

that the dog belonged to the other. So that was a lucky dog.

幸运的狗

有一对夫妇养的狗死掉了，就把它埋在狗的公墓，然后在回家的路上两人

都没说什么。过了一会儿，那个先生就揽了一下太太的肩膀说道：

「对不起，亲爱的，我知道我以前没好好对待那条狗，现在它死了，

我觉得有点难过，如果你真是那么伤心的话，我会考虑再买另一只狗给你。

不过说实话，我并不喜欢狗，如果不是因为爱你的关系，我一刻也不想养

那条狗。」这时太太转过头来看着他：「什么？我还以为是你的狗呢！」

　他们结婚搬新居那天，那只狗也跟着住进去，所以两个人都以为是对方

养的狗。那只狗真幸运！