1、The worst thing that can happen to June graduates and their parents is to leave the ceremonies filled with hope, enthusiasm and expectation ____ and then go home in a cab driven by a Ph.D. http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默英语

对六月的毕业生和他们的父母来说最糟糕的事情是离开毕业仪式时充满着希望、热情和期望——回家时坐在了一辆博士开的出租车上。

幽默注释：现在毕业生不好找工作，博士生竞聘出租车司机。

2、In Los Angeles: I shot an arrow into the air, and it got stuck there.

在Los Angeles：我把箭射向天空，它卡在那儿了。

幽默注释：Los Angeles污染严重，空气稠得能把箭卡住。

3、场景再现：大骗子在向小骗子介绍经验：

Don’t steal; you’ll never compete successfully in business. Cheat instead.

不要偷，光靠偷你永远不会在商场上成功，要骗。

4、When a girl marries in Hollywood she throws the bridegroom away before she throws the bouquet.[花束]

一个女孩儿在好莱坞结婚，在扔掉花之前就扔掉了新郎。

幽默注释：说明好莱坞人们效率高，女人换老公速度快。