Xmas joke: You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...|无忧教育

无忧教育最新改版成功! [51education 2008年5月21日]

	加入收藏
	设为首页
	联系站长

| 网站首页 | 英语新闻 | 英语学习中心 | 英语图片 | 下载 | 购书 | 培训 | 留言 | Study Chinese |

您现在的位置：无忧英语教育网 >> 英语学习中心 >> 趣味英语 >> 幽默笑话 >> 正文

Xmas joke: You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...

热荐 ★★★

【字体：小大】

Xmas joke: You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...

作者：admin 文章来源：www.51education.net 点击数：更新时间：2006-12-6

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.
2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.
3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.
4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.
5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.
6. You strike a match and light your nose.
7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.
8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"
9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.
10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.
11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.
12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.
13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.
14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.
15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.
16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.
17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.
18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.
19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.
20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table. 实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用，其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。

文章录入：admin 责任编辑：admin

上一篇文章： Chrismas joke: Office Holiday Memo

下一篇文章： Chrismas joke: Little Known Christmas Fact

【发表评论】【加入收藏】【告诉好友】【打印此文】【关闭窗口】

最新热点		最新推荐		相关文章
				“菜鸟”“灌水”怎么说？教… 双语：经济危机了，圣诞还血… BEST CHRISTIAN CHRISTMAS S… How did Christmas start? H… Chrismas joke: Little Know… Chrismas joke: Office Holi…

　　网友评论：（只显示最新10条。评论内容只代表网友观点，与本站立场无关！）