Bill worked in a pickle factory（腌菜厂）. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion（强迫性冲动）. He had an urge（怂恿） to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist（临床医学家） to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默笑话频道
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home ashen（灰色的，苍白的）. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... She got fired too."
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