网站公告列表     无忧教育最新改版成功!  [51education  2008年5月21日]        
加入收藏
设为首页
联系站长

您现在的位置: 无忧英语教育网 >> 英语学习中心 >> 趣味英语 >> 幽默笑话 >> 正文
 
【生活】汽车事故幽默笔录          【字体:
 

【生活】汽车事故幽默笔录

作者:无忧教育    文章来源:www.51education.net    点击数:    更新时间:2008-5-31     


      汽车事故Car Accidents

 

 1)一个行人撞了我,钻到了我的车底下。 http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默笑话频道
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

2)另一辆车没有警告它的意图和我的车撞在了一起。
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

3) 我一直在学习驾驶带助力转向的汽车,我觉得车轮打得可以了,却发现自己处在反方向的路上。
I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

4)回家时我开车进错了家门,和一棵不属于我的树撞在了一起。
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

5)行人不知道去哪儿,所以我轧过了他。
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him.

6)我的汽车发动机罩撞飞了一个上了年纪的绅士时,我见他行动迟缓、满脸沮丧。
I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

7)我已经开了40年,那时握这方向盘就睡着了,时事故就发生了。
I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

8)我带着我的金丝雀去医院,它飞出了车窗,我看见了它的屁股,然后撞车了。
I was taking my canary to the hospital. It flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash.

9)这次事故的间接原因是一辆小汽车上的一个小孩有一张大嘴。
The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

10)我告诉警察我没受伤,但摘下帽子时我发现头骨碎了。
I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.

11)我不能及时停车,我的车和另一辆车撞上了,司机和乘客迅速离开,带着伤度假去了。
I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.

12)为避免和前面的汽车保险杠相撞,我撞了行人。
To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

13)为杀死一只苍蝇,我撞上了电线杆。
In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用,其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。

文章录入:soosun    责任编辑:soosun 

  • 上一篇文章:

  • 下一篇文章:
  • 发表评论】【加入收藏】【告诉好友】【打印此文】【关闭窗口
    最新热点 最新推荐 相关文章
    【家庭】婚礼上的报复
    【动物】弃猪
    【家庭】婴儿床的价格
    【男女】你是单身吧
    【职场】诚实是什么?
    【司法】TORNADO、 FLOOD an…
    【家庭】我的床上工夫比你好
    【成人】25美元的货色
    【家庭】这次没有骗你
    【男女】意外的知道
      网友评论:(只显示最新10条。评论内容只代表网友观点,与本站立场无关!)
     www.51education.net 无忧英语教育网 提供英语学习动力 版权所有 2006-2011 站长:无忧
    浙ICP备05019856号