A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond[池塘] with a fountain and a new rose garden." http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默英语
"Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?"
"Well," the man answers, "the house next door is on fire and I don't want you to trample my front yard."
一个人给消防队打电话，“我刚美化了前院，新的花床，带喷泉的新鱼塘和一个新玫瑰园。
“很好，”消防队员说，“可那和我们有什么关系？
“是这样，”这个人回答，“我邻居家着火了，我不想让你们踩我的前院。