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【校园】学习的新单词

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        I,You and she http://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默英语
  Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student.


  When Peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once, " I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She, She is your classmate; You, You are my student His father got angry and said, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son.


  The next morning at school, the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "Yes," he said proudly, "I, I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your mother; You, You are my son."




我,你,她


  彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天,他学了三个词:我,你,她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说:“我,我是你的老师;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。”


  彼得回到家里,爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说:“我,我是你的老师;(然后指着他的妈妈)她,她是你的同学;你,你是我的学生。”他的爸爸听了非常生气,说:“我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着他的妻子)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。”


  第二天,老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。“是的,”彼得自豪地说,“我,我是你的爸爸;(然后指着一个女孩)她,她是你的妈妈;你,你是我的儿子。”


Notes:
  (1) learn sth. by heart谙记;能背出
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