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The defense attorney
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial:
Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q. Officer, who provided this description?
A. The officer who responded to the scene.
Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A. Yes sir, with my life.
Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer - do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for you daily duties?
A. Yes sir, we do.
Q. And do you have a locker in that room?
A. Yes sir, I do.
Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?
A. Yes sir.
Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers?
A. You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

        辩护律师

一个辩护律师在审判一次重大案件时正在盘问一名警察。
问：警官，你看到我的当时人逃离现场了吗？
答：没有，先生，但我随后注意到一个人跟描述的逃离现场的疑犯相符。
问：警官，谁描述的？
答；当时到现场的警察。
问：你的警察同事描述了所谓的疑犯，你信任你的同事吗？
答：是的，先生，用性命担保。
问：用性命担保？警官，那么我来问你这个问题——在警察局你们有更衣室吧？为准备执行公务你们在那儿换衣服。
答：是的，我们有。
问：你在更衣室里有自己的小衣柜吧？
答：是的，我有。
问：小衣柜上有锁吧？
答：是的，先生。
问：警官，如果你可以用自己的性命信任你的同事，为什么在和同事共用一个更衣室时你觉得有必要把衣柜锁上呢？
答：你知道，先生，我们和法院在一个办公楼里，我们知道有时候律师会经过那个房间。