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A man walks up to the bartender and says, I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop.

The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such an impossible bet, he'll take it. So the man stands up on the bar, and cheering to his friends in the back, begins to leak.

He not only misses the jar, but doesn't even get a single drop in. He pisses all over the bar and floor and over the bartender. When he is done the bartender is still laughing and asks the man to give him the hundred bucks. The man hands over the money and smiles at the bartender. 

The bartender asks him what is so funny when he just obviously lost so badly. The man replies, I just bet my friends $1000 that I could piss over you and your bar and not only would you not mind, but you would find it hilariously funny .

打100美元的赌

一个人走向酒吧服务员说，“我给你打100美元的赌，我能站在你的吧台上尿向一个酒坛子不洒出一滴尿。

服务员笑着说着这是不可能的，他接受了。这个男人站到了吧台上，冲着后面的朋友欢呼，开始撒尿。

他不只是没有尿到坛了里去，甚至一滴也没有进去，他弄得整个酒坛子、地上和服务员身上都是尿。当他结束时，服务员还乐着呢，要这个人给他100美元。男人递过了钱，微笑着看着服务员。
服务员问他很明显输这么惨什么事还这么有趣。男人回答，“我刚给我的朋友打赌1000美元，我能够尿到你身上和你的酒吧里，你不仅不介意，而且还会发现很有趣。