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How Many Dogs does it Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever(寻回猎物的猎犬): The sun is shining, the day is young, we''ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you''re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I''ll replace any wiring that''s not up to code.
Dachshund: I can''t reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I''ll just blow in the Border collie''s ear and he''ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it.. You can feed me while he''s busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it''s dark, I''m going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I''ve got a hangover.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...
Greyhound: It isn''t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用，其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。