Drinking Ballerinahttp://www.51education.net来自无忧英语教育幽默英语
A nasty, sweaty, amazon(高大强壮) woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar. She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks: What man out there will buy a lady a drink?

The whole bar goes dead silent, as the drinkers try to ignore her, nobody makes eye contact. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says:

Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!

The bartender pours the drink and the woman proceeds to drink. A little while later, after she is done, she turns again to the bar and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and asking: 

What man out there will buy a lady a drink?

Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:

Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink! 

After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call her a ballerina? The drunk replies, Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a ballerina!.

喝酒的芭蕾舞女

一个脏兮兮、汗乎乎、高大强壮的女人穿着一件无袖太阳衫走进一家酒吧。她抬起了她的胳膊，露出了一大片多毛的胳肢窝，她指着坐在酒吧里所有的人说：“那边哪个男人想给一位女士买一杯酒？”

整个酒吧死一样寂静，人们都设法忽视她的存在，没人和她眼睛接触。在酒吧的尽头，一个皮包骨的小个酒徒用手用力敲打吧台，说： “服务生，我想给那位芭蕾舞女买一杯酒！”
服务生倒了酒，女人开始喝酒，一小会儿，她就喝完了。她再次转向吧台，指着所有的人，再次露出了她毛绒绒的胳肢窝，她问： “那边哪个男人愿意为一位女士买一杯酒？”
再一次，小个酒徒用手重击吧台说： “服务生，我愿意为那位芭蕾舞女买一杯酒！”
在为女士倒了第二杯酒后，服务生走到小个酒徒身边说，“你为女士买酒那是你的事，但你为什么说她是一个芭蕾舞女呢？”酒徒回答，“先生，在我看来，任何能把她的腿抬那么高的女人应该是个芭蕾舞女！”