When the surgeon came to see his young patient on the day after her operation, she was sligthy embarassed. http://www.51education.net来自无忧教育英语笑话

So the doctor  asked. "What's wrong?"

"Well this is a bit embarassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life.

"Uh" stammered the doctor, as he thought pensively.

"Uh, I hadn't really thought about it." replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first patient to ever ask me that after a tonsillectomy.（扁桃体切除术）"

手术后第二天，外科医生去看他的金发碧眼的美女病人，她有点吞吞吐吐地问他多久以后她能恢复性生活。
“啊，我真的从来没想过这点！”医生万分惊谔，“你是第一个做了扁桃体切除手术后问我这种问题的人！”