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Roses are red,
violence is blue,

...
Someone like you
belongs to the zoo!

 

Don't be mad,
don't be blue,
Einstein was
ugly too!

 

Every morning I pray2 God that
everybody should get a friend like u,

...

Why should I be the only to
suffer...??

 

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

 

A-ur attractive
B-ur beautiful
C-ur caring
D-ur delicous
E-ur exciting
F-ur funny
G-ur gorgeous
H-ur heavenly
I-IM
J-JUST
K-KIDDING
L-LOSER!