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日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。



Please don't feed the animals. If you have any food, please give it to the guard on duty.

匈牙利动物园：请不要给动物喂食。如果您有食品，请喂给值班警卫。

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

挪威酒吧：女士们不要在酒吧里生孩子。

Fur coats made for ladies from their skins.

瑞典皮货商店：为女士们制作的皮大衣，是用她们的皮制成的。

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

香港牙科诊所：由最新的卫理公会教徒给您拔牙。

Drop your trousers here for best results.

泰国的干洗店：在这里脱掉您的裤子，等待最好的结果。