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After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.

Me: Honey, let’s fall in love!

Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member?

Me: No, I’m not.

Talented girl: Are you a League member?

Me: Well, no.

Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?

Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?

Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class.

…

Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.

Me: Girl, let’s fall in love!

Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.

Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before?

Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.

Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment.

Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love…

55555555555…

Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.

Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me?

Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice.

Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea!

Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.

Me: …

Then I said: Hello, uncle.


美眉，我们网恋吧

晚自习归来，我打开电脑，把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里，把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。

我说：美眉我们网恋吧！

小才女说：好呀。你是党员吗？

我说：不是。

小才女说：那你是团员吗？

我说：不是。

小才女说：那你是少先队员吗？

我说：很多年以前就不是了，你问这些做什么？

小才女说：那可不行，我可是我们班的小组长呢。

我无语。

痛定思痛，还有两个MM可以聊。

我说：美眉我们网恋吧！

小孤女说：好呀，终于恋爱了。

我说：怎么，以前没有恋爱过吗？

小孤女说：没有，他们总说我是恐龙。

我说：哦，这样，那我们分手，就现在。

小孤女说：不，我不同意，这是我的初恋，55555555555……

还剩最后一个美眉，我倍加珍惜。

我说：美眉，我们网恋吧！

娇娇：好呀，不过我要问问我爸爸。

我说：天哪，这事你问你爸爸？你自己那么没主见呀?！

娇娇：不是呀，我今年才5岁，还不会打字，刚才是我爸爸替我打字啊。

我说：……

我再说：叔叔好 。