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MAN and WOMAN关于男人和女人 |
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作者:佚名 文章来源:不详 点击数: 更新时间:2006-8-18 |
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must understand him lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot ¬ try to understand her at all. Married men lived longer than single man,but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There is 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman——before marriage and after marriage. 实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用,其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。 |
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