公司前台小姐的爆笑八级英语
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑
的: 前台小姐:“Hello.” 老外:“Hi.” 前台小姐:“You have what thing?”老外:“Can you speak english?” 前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?” 老外:“Can anybody else speak english?” 前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!” 老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?” 前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?” 老外:“I want to speak to your head.”前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
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