模仿鸟儿

　　一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。

　　“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。

　　“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。

Imitate Birds

A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.

"Imitate birds," the man said.

"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.