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环球小姐决赛最后一题[很搞笑] |
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作者:佚名 文章来源:本站原创 点击数: 更新时间:2006-6-24 |
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Miss Universe's last Question 环球小姐最后一题 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) ------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问:为什么呢? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) 实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用,其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。 |
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