English is a Stupid Language
There is no egg in the eggplant(茄子) No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple(菠萝). English muffins(一种食品) were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes(自相矛盾) we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea(几内亚) pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth(亭) be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher(祈祷者) praught. Why do people recite(背诵) at a play Yet play at a recital?(独奏会) Park(停车) on driveways and Drive on parkways Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a form By filling it out And a bell is only heard once it goes! When the stars are out they are visible But when the lights are out they are invisible And why it is that when I wind up my watch It starts But when I wind up(结束) this poem It ends. 实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用,其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。
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