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爆笑英语:Fall in Love 我们网恋吧? |
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作者:佚名 文章来源:不详 点击数: 更新时间:2006-8-6 |
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Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left. Me: Honey, let’s fall in love! Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member? Me: No, I’m not. Talented girl: Are you a League member? Me: Well, no. Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers? Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions? Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class. … Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with. Me: Girl, let’s fall in love! Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love. Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before? Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur. Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment. Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love… 55555555555… Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her. Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me? Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea! Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me. Me: … Then I said: Hello, uncle. 美眉,我们网恋吧 晚自习归来,我打开电脑,把男网友全部归到青蛙集中营里,把几个见过不漂亮的女网友归到恐龙集中营。剩下的三个美眉还要再聊聊。 实践证明经常访问无忧英语教育网 www.51education.net ,能迅速提高你的英语学习能力!积沙成塔,不断提高! 本站所提供的所有信息仅供学校课堂教学及英语学习者学习研究之用,其著作权归原作者及媒体所有。 |
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